20 Thoughts About Your Own Body That Are Awesome Epiphanies

Have you ever had a surreal epiphany about the world that makes you realize just how weird everything is? Those are called shower thoughts, and they can change the way you view the world. These epiphanies are even more powerful and awesome when they’re about the human body. Here are 21 of the best and weirdest realizations about the human body that we could find. Just wait until you get to #12.

1. That’s one heck of a check engine light.

check engine light

2. This one is almost scientific.

is almost scientific

3. It can also turn good beer into bad beer.

turn good beer

4. You must eat now… or die.

eat or die

5. It’s just so hard to read.

hard to read

6. Sadly, most of us aren’t that lucky.

aren't that lucky

7. This is just a fact of life.

fact of life

8. We’re all Jedi masters.

all Jedi masters

9. I’m not sure I’d put it that way, but sure, why not?

put that way

10. Then I’m a mature 7-year-old.

7 year old

11. Whoa. That’s very true, and I always look damn good.

looks damn good

12. Gross.


13. Technically correct.

Technically correct

14. That’s certainly one way of putting it.

certainly one way

15. The wonders of science!

wonders of science

16. This one actually made me laugh out loud.

laugh out loud

17. Welcome to the arm show.

the arm show

18. This just sounds a bit villainous.

a bit villainous

19. I’m not sure I want to meet the guy who needs to wear an “F-Shirt”.

wear F Shirt

20. It’s a legitimate question.

a legitimate question

These are messing with my head just a little bit. Did you actually sounded out the word “poop” when you read #12? That’s what I thought…