I’ve seen some crazy security camera footage in my time, but none quite as crazy as this. Seriously. One moment a cow is sniffing around outside a house, looking for some tasty grass, then the next a man steps out of a hatchback car and with the help of a friend actually starts to push the cow into the back seat. The determined thief successfully lifted it from which ever poor farmer though it was a good idea to let ol’ Betsy roam around the neighborhood. Just in case you forgot: cows are big. I can’t imagine how they were able to fit this into a back seat!
That was like the perfect crime, right out of Oceans 11… well, Oxens 12: Ground Beef.