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The #Alphabet According To Karen #Walker

A is for Assface

A is for Assface
TheQueerish

Assface [noun]: a person whose face looks like a butt.

B is for Beaverhausen

B is for Beaverhausen
KarenWalkerLovin

Beaverhausen [noun]: where the beaver lives; handy to use as part of an alias.

C is for Chanel

C is for Chanel
KarenWalkerLovin

Chanel [noun]: rich people clothes.

D is for Designated Drinker

D is for Designated Drinker
ItsABigEnoughUmbrella

Designated Drinker [noun]: a friend who is never sober.

E is for Emotions

E is for Emotions
KarenWalkerLovin

Emotions [noun]: feelings only weak people experience.

F is for Frosted Glass

F is for Frosted Glass
KarenWalkerLovin

Frosted Glass [noun]: the ideal vessel for a cocktail.

G is for Gin

G is for Gin
Honey-I-Dont-Care

Gin [noun]: broth for drunks.

H is for High Road

H is for High Road
SexlessLovers

High Road [noun]: the route you take when you’re high.

I is for Immortal

I is for Immortal
Honey-I-Dont-Care

Immortal [adjective]: the ability to live forever, usually through a pact with the devil.

J is for Juice Boxes

J is for Juice Boxes
Honey-I-Dont-Care

Juice Boxes [noun]: cheap wine for adults.

K is for Karen Walker

K is for Karen Walker
Crasha-Bandicoot

Karen Walker [noun]: the oldest, drunkest, most fabulous woman on Earth.

L is for Look

L is for Look
Being-My-Own-Hero

Look [noun]: the exhausting act of directing one’s gaze toward something.

M is for Mood Elevators

M is for Mood Elevators
KarenWalkerLovin

Mood Elevators [noun]: happy pills.

N is for Nobody

N is for Nobody
FuckYeahWillAndGrace

Nobody [noun]: any person who is not Karen Walker.

O is for Outside

O is for Outside
Honey-I-Dont-Care

Outside [noun]: a location separate from your mansion.

P is for Pretend

P is for Pretend
Honey-I-Dont-Care

Pretend [verb]: the act of feigning interest in Grace Adler’s life.

Q is for Quack

Q is for Quack
KarenWalkerLovin

Quack [noun]: harsh sound used to shut people up.

R is for Regret

R is for Regret
KarenWalkerLovin

Regret [verb]: a feeling often associated with alcohol.

S is for Slap

S is for Slap
SexlessLovers

Slap [verb]: to hit someone with an open hand in order to show them who’s boss.

T is for Tact

T is for Tact
CocktailsAndCockTalk

Tact [noun]: sensitivity in dealing with humorless people.

U is for Under the Sink

U is for Under the Sink
TheLuxurySpot

Under the Sink [noun]: a place to store and find prescription drugs.

V is for Vodka

V is for Vodka
Hydr3ig0n

Vodka [noun]: alcohol, for when there is no gin.

W is for What’s This?

W is for What's This?
BravoTV

What’s This [phrase]: a question to which Grace rarely has an answer.

X is for Xanax

X is for Xanax
SexlessLovers

Xanax [noun]: anxiety medication used by Karen as a security blanket.

Y is for You Know

Y is for You Know
Honey-I-Dont-Care

You Know [phrase]: a way to clue your friends in on your hobbies.

Z is for Zoo

Z is for Zoo
YouTube

Zoo [noun]: a place to poke bears.

The Alphabet According To Karen Walker Of Will & Grace
FanPop

(Source: BuzzFeed)

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