I won’t lie to you, I’m totally a dog person. They’re lovable and sweet, and you always know when they’ve done something wrong. I could even be a cat person, too. They’ll pretty much operate on autopilot, and when was the last time you didn’t see them do something CUTE instead of bad? But birds… well, after seeing what they’re capable of here, there’s NO chance I’ll be getting one anytime. Not unless I’m prepared to live with a sociopath! (Albeit a totally adorable sociopath.)
1. Ralph will wreck you for this!
2. Like a sailor.
3. Fail, utter fail.
4. Someone really doesn’t like pets.
5. Our favorite beer spokesman would be proud.
6. I still don’t get modern art.
7. I can play games, too, my friend.
8. Well I DOOO care.
9. Ahh… fine.
10. Sleeping pills are my friends.
11. Yes, you do.
12. That’s remarkable self-discipline.
13. Ouch ouch ouch!
14. Well she’s not coming back.
16. The face of evil, ladies and gentlemen.
17. Seriously, hardcore sad face.
18. At least YOU’RE happy.
19. And type quotes, apparently.
20. Well everyone has a hobby.
21. Oh boy, I can tell.
22. Always with the keyboards…
23. And finally…
That solve sit. Dogs are better than cats, and cats are better than birds. Because from serial killers to remote destroyers, these feisty pets believe in revenge! Watch out!