Want to lose weight? Badly enough to spend your hard-earned money on these ridiculous products? Apparently, some of us do. Getting in shape isn’t easy, so I can’t say that I blame them for exploring their options, but why go down these bizarre paths? While I’m sure some of these products do work, albeit in an unorthodox manner, it seems like the most exercise you get from most of them is when you return them to the store. Check them out!
Strengthen your core muscles while riding this horse-less horse. Yeehaw!
Perfect for those who don’t feel enough like they’re going nowhere with their career.
3. WiFi Body Scale
This device automatically tweets your daily weigh-ins, so don’t even think about unfollowing your diet.
4. The Slimming and Toning System
Vacuum cellulite away! Or at least try to with this sucky product.
This product lets you know if you’re eating too fast… so don’t swallow your food whole.
6. Taizo the Robot
Because personal trainers who don’t understand human emotion are too hard to come by.
Participants must keep moving or else the game they’re playing will shut off. I hope there’s a pause button.
8. Hawaii Chair
Try this at work and hula your job away.
9. The Dumbbell Phone
Sure your weight might go down, but you know that phone bill is going to go up.
10. The ABhancer
Yeah, man, you GET those indentations!
11. Talking Hand Exerciser
If this thing says anything other than “I don’t respect you,” it’s a liar.
12. Sit Fit Exercise Device
The only thing this exercises is your coworkers’ patience.
13. The Europlate Vibraslim
You’ll probably burn some calories trying to figure out what this does.
14. The Rock and Go Exerciser
For those about to rock, we shake our heads at you.
15. The Peddler
Biking without any of the fun.
16. The Gazelle Freestyle
Ponytail not included.
17. The Neckline Slimmer
I don’t know if it will make your neckline any slimmer, but it will certainly thin out that wallet.
18. The Bounce Back Chair
I’m for any exercise that involves sitting, even if it doesn’t work.
19. The Shakeweight
I know you want to get jacked, but maybe tone it down a bit.
20. The Free Flexor
Gross. Get a workout room, you two!
21. Treadmill Bike
I’m all for getting rid of a bike’s pedals, but bring back the pegs!
22. 2-Step Under-Desk Dancercise for Feet
Silently shuffle those pounds away.
23. The Slendertone Bottom Toner
Call me when it’s The Slendertone Bottom Embiggener.
24. Toning Shoes
Just because Kim Kardashian does something doesn’t mean you should.
25. The Face Trainer
The only way to make that mug of yours unbreakable.
If you’re going to spend money on this crud, you might as well just get a gym membership or pay people to tell you how great you look. Getting results is never easy, so if it sounds too good to be true? It probably is. Share this post. Don’t let other people fall for these insane products.