These 25 #Products Might Not Get You In #Shape But They Will Get You Some #Strange Looks

Want to lose weight? Badly enough to spend your hard-earned money on these ridiculous products? Apparently, some of us do. Getting in shape isn’t easy, so I can’t say that I blame them for exploring their options, but why go down these bizarre paths? While I’m sure some of these products do work, albeit in an unorthodox manner, it seems like the most exercise you get from most of them is when you return them to the store. Check them out!

1. iGallop

iGallop

Strengthen your core muscles while riding this horse-less horse. Yeehaw!

2. Walkstation

Walkstation

Perfect for those who don’t feel enough like they’re going nowhere with their career.

3. WiFi Body Scale

WiFi Body Scale

This device automatically tweets your daily weigh-ins, so don’t even think about unfollowing your diet.

4. The Slimming and Toning System

Vacuum cellulite away

Vacuum cellulite away! Or at least try to with this sucky product.

5. Mandometer

Mandometer

This product lets you know if you’re eating too fast… so don’t swallow your food whole.

6. Taizo the Robot

Taizo the Robot

Because personal trainers who don’t understand human emotion are too hard to come by.

7. Gamercize

Gamercize

Participants must keep moving or else the game they’re playing will shut off. I hope there’s a pause button.

8. Hawaii Chair

Hawaii Chair

Try this at work and hula your job away.

9. The Dumbbell Phone

The Dumbbell Phone

Sure your weight might go down, but you know that phone bill is going to go up.

10. The ABhancer

The ABhancer

Yeah, man, you GET those indentations!

11. Talking Hand Exerciser

Talking Hand Exerciser

If this thing says anything other than “I don’t respect you,” it’s a liar.

12. Sit Fit Exercise Device

Sit Fit Exercise

The only thing this exercises is your coworkers’ patience.

13. The Europlate Vibraslim

The Europlate Vibraslim

You’ll probably burn some calories trying to figure out what this does.

14. The Rock and Go Exerciser

Rock and Go

For those about to rock, we shake our heads at you.

15. The Peddler

The Peddler

Biking without any of the fun.

16. The Gazelle Freestyle

The Gazelle Freestyle

Ponytail not included.

17. The Neckline Slimmer

The Neckline Slimmer

I don’t know if it will make your neckline any slimmer, but it will certainly thin out that wallet.

18. The Bounce Back Chair

Bounce Back Chair

I’m for any exercise that involves sitting, even if it doesn’t work.

19. The Shakeweight

The Shakeweight

I know you want to get jacked, but maybe tone it down a bit.

20. The Free Flexor

The Free Flexor

Gross. Get a workout room, you two!

21. Treadmill Bike

Treadmill Bike

I’m all for getting rid of a bike’s pedals, but bring back the pegs!

22. 2-Step Under-Desk Dancercise for Feet

2 Step Dancercise

Silently shuffle those pounds away.

23. The Slendertone Bottom Toner

Slendertone Bottom Toner

Call me when it’s The Slendertone Bottom Embiggener.

24. Toning Shoes

Toning Shoes

Just because Kim Kardashian does something doesn’t mean you should.

25. The Face Trainer

The Face Trainer

The only way to make that mug of yours unbreakable.

If you’re going to spend money on this crud, you might as well just get a gym membership or pay people to tell you how great you look. Getting results is never easy, so if it sounds too good to be true? It probably is. Share this post. Don’t let other people fall for these insane products.

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