Tags: , ,

This Is Where You Take Your Kids To Play… If You Hate Them. These Are Messed Up.

If you have children, you know that playing with them can be a wonderful part of life. Bringing smiles to their faces and bonding with them is a blessing. However, you might want to exercise some caution the next time you take them to a new playground. Apparently, there are spots all over the world were the playgrounds aren’t friendly. In fact, they seem like nightmarish death traps.

1. This is our new slide. (Never, ever use the slide.)

This is our new slide

2. We just wanted as little payoff as possible.

We just wanted as little payoff as possible

3. Want to play? PSYCHE.

Want to play?

4. You can slide down, but you can never leave.

You can slide down

5. Hope you don’t like fun, kids.

Hope you don't like fun

6. No one is allowed to have fun today.

No one is allowed to have fun today

7. Even if you could get in, you wouldn’t have fun.

you wouldn't have fun

8.) Death. You find death here.

You find death here

9. That monkey is way too sad to play on.

That monkey is way too sad to play on

10. “Horrifying nightmares” is a great theme for a playground.

Horrifying nightmares

11. Oh, look kids, a poop monster.

a poop monster

12. There cannot be any reason for this to be even CLOSE to a park.

There cannot be any reason for this to be even CLOSE to a park

No. Reason. At. All.

No

13. Whoever tried to paint that slide to look like a bird made the wrong call.

Whoever tried to paint that slide to look like a bird made the wrong call

14. This Simpsons-themed mermaid is just the worst.

This Simpsons-themed mermaid is just the worst

15. If you see zebras… don’t play with zebras.

don't play with zebras

16. Or whatever this is.

Or whatever this is

17. She is just practicing for her soul-crushing job later in life.

She is just practicing for her soul-crushing job later in life

18. I will never want to know what’s going on here.

I will never want to know what's going on here

19. That doesn’t seem like a kid-friendly place to play.

That doesn't seem like a kid-friendly place to play

20. Don’t play with strange doctors. Or doctors at all, really.

Don't play with strange doctors

21. Please don’t take your children to a playground that is obviously evil.

Please don't take your children to a playground that is obviously evil

22. That ALMOST looks like a cute dragon. Aside from the horror.

That ALMOST looks like a cute dragon

23. NOPE.

NOPE

24. This playground was built by Communism and tears.

This playground was built by Communism and tears

25. I don’t get this art. Or why children should be forced to see it.

I don't get this art

26. Hey kids, if you’re going to hang out with Cthulhu monsters, make sure they’re the polite Cthulhu monsters.

make sure they're the polite Cthulhu monsters

27. Inflatable dog fail.

Inflatable dog fail

Woah. Now, I am seriously considering just keeping my kids in the yard from now on. There are obviously way too many playgrounds borne from nightmares in the world. Share these creepy playgrounds!

Comments

comments