You’ll Laugh at These Extremely #Clever #Puns… Then You’ll #Hate Yourself.

Puns.

You know they’re funny, even as you pretty much turn yourself inside out cringing at them. You can’t help it. It seems like the worse they are, the funnier they become. So we’ve collected some of the dumbest, most terrible and brilliant ones we could find. Feel your ocular muscles strain as your eyes roll repeatedly. Feel your lungs heave with exasperated sighs and wonder where humanity went so wrong. But you know you’ll think they’re funny.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

1. Honestly, this is fair warning for the rest of our pun gallery.

this is fair warning for the rest of our pun gallery

2. Good luck to the poor sap who orders that.

Good luck to the poor sap who orders that

3. The rye on this diverse religious farm wears a Star of David.

The rye on this diverse religious farm wears a Star of David

4. Don’t you hate that?

Don't you hate that?

5. The original.

The original

6. Perfect for conquering Siberia.

Perfect for conquering Siberia

7. Keep going and the blue will be seeing red.

Keep going and the blue will be seeing red

8. Unplanned pregnancy rates spiked within a 20 mile radius.

Unplanned pregnancy rates spiked within a 20 mile radius

9. Diagrams are always helpful.

Diagrams are always helpful

10. Old Dirty Custard live and uncut.

Old Dirty Custard live and uncut

11. The best part about this is how much effort someone put into it.

The best part about this is how much effort someone put into it

12. He’s got a lot of fruiting plants, but the market demands a starch. If he only had a grain…

He's got a lot of fruiting plants

13. OH MY GOSH.

OH MY GOSH

14. Maybe he’s a Replacement?

Maybe he's a Replacement?

15. He’s lucky these responders acted with such zest.

He's lucky these responders acted with such zest

16. This sign looks like a face, and it’s mirroring my expression at these puns.

This sign looks like a face

17. I like to think someone painted over the artist’s previous work, and this is their revenge. Because revenge is best served cold.

I like to think someone painted over the artist's previous work

18. Oh, peas.

peas

19. I hope there’s a convention for business punning.

I hope there's a convention for business punning

20. This one is funny if you speak German.

This one is funny if you speak German

21. This is dedication. Also, it’ll be really fun to explain to your children.

This is dedication

22. It’s even good for those who normally practice mahogany.

It's even good for those who normally practice mahogany

23. This made me laugh for 5 minutes straight. I’m not ashamed.

This made me laugh for 5 minutes straight

You’re welcome.

(Sources: LifeBuzz/CheezBurger/ViralNova)

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